penis…

kosher—b:

cartmanhfwt:

AND I  SWEAR, BY THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SKY I’LL BE THERE. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL BE THERE KYEAIL ;) :)

Oh no. No, no, no. Do me a favor and fuck off, Cartman. I don’t need you serenading me with that Godawful song.

DON’T DENY OUR LOVE KYLE, WHENEVER WE KISS THERE’S MAGIC! ;)

Anonymous asked: You're such a faggot, dude.

Yeah well when I was doin ur mom in ur bed I found gay porn in ur room

Anonymous asked: whats ur problem aniway

That’s not what ur mom said last night when I plowed her

AND I  SWEAR, BY THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SKY I’LL BE THERE. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL BE THERE KYEAIL ;) :)

Anonymous asked: DUDE YOU'RE FUCKING BAD ASS!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 -bow downs to your amazingness-

:DDD awee yeahh cuzz im the dawg

Anonymous asked: omg ur penis is so big and i want it inside me but ur too good 4 me

the fuck is this? i know it is its like 13 inches hippies :D and btw who are u hippie?

Anonymous asked: omg u r so cool

I KNOW I AM.

Anonymous asked: Why the hell is your theme of a burger smoking?

BECAUSE UR MOM THATS WHY